The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to annoy people

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to become translucent

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to write on cellophane

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!