The power to die and not come back to life.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to fart methane.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to sleep while standing!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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to be under 9000

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!