The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to always hug people

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The power to eat food

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to live.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to die on command

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!