The power to look like yourself

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to jump

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to see when people fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!