the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Super-slowness

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to be your self

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!