the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to be gay on command.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The Power of double posting.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!