THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!