The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the ability to go the speed limit

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!