The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to vote

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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make youself dumb

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to see through pastry..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!