teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the ability to die on command

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to write only the letter R

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!