The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!