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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.
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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)
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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.
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power to age faster
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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room
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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.
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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!
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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers
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The power to put both socks on at the same time.
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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...
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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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The power to only make burnt toast
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The power to hurt the people you love
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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun
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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.
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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.
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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches
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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month
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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime
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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!