the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to be powerless

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!