The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power of love

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!