the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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Immunity to medication

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The power... to move you.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!