the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Lactokinesis

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!