ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to restate the obvious.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to only fart in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!