The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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the power to get sick

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to die at will

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!