The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to predict the past

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!