the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!