blindness

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!