The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to get in the van

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power of not knowing

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to attract bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!