The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the power to shit brixs!

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!