The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to potato.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!