The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power rangers

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!