The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to never get drunk

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!