The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to not have power

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to have no power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!