The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power of women's rights.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!