The power to fart flames

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!