The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Vanilla scented blood

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!