The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Being only half invisible.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to see through glass.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!