The Power to Power

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to fart snot

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!