Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to send text messages while driving

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!