the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to grammar.

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The power to write on this website

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!