the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to get raped at will

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to sweat money.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability autotune text.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to part grass.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!