The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to grab a cats face

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!