The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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The power to see into one's own past.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to see through windows.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to wear crocs.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!