The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to get married

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to turn water into wine.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!