The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!