the power to always hug people

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to not talk.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!