The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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to make asians smart

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to have a power

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to swim on land

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to science.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!