To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!