The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!