The power to be stupid

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!