the power to walk on land.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to only tell the truth

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!