The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the power to die at will

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!