The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to read braile.

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The Power to Combust

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!