The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to not be funny

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the ability to know what the fox say

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!