The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to have no power.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!