The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!