The power to obey gravity

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Smoke vision

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!