The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to die.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!