The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to snore.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The power to die on command.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!