the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to park very acurately

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!