The power to read your own mind

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to die

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!