The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to get extra homework

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to fart mace

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!