The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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the power to hate nature

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to kill yourself

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Tree powers Activate.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!