I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to even

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to think of powers

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the ability to hover

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to lick your own elbow

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!