The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to speak with death people..

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!