The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to breathe

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to convince yourself that you're super

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!