The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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To stab Djones

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!