The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!