every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to have a power

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!