The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!