the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!