Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to look into the past

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to see through windows

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!