The power to sweat soup.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!