The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to sit

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!