The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!