The power to use windows 10.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to sleep

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to die

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!