The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to die at will

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!