The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power of hindsight

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to shed hair

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to eat nandos

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!