The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to change to justin biber

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the power to shit brix

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!