the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    That is how a ninja should always be. Truly alone, for all his opponents are oblivious to his ninja presence

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    the power to be deadpool

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    video camera, youtube, PROFIT.

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    That would be extremely useful. :p You could carve intricate furniture with a katana in seconds at home, post videos of your skills on the internet to become famous overnight, rob banks in the middle of the night with ease by staying away from the security, or simply leap from building to building, oblivious to the crowds below.

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    take out the being.

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    OH MY GOSH! I have that power.

Pointless Super Powers

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